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(no subject) [Dec. 6th, 2007|04:46 pm]
I am bored of this account.

I have a new one

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Add it.
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(no subject) [Sep. 9th, 2007|11:15 pm]
Does anyone have a lip ring or something that can be used as a lip ring that I could pretty please borrow?
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(no subject) [Jul. 20th, 2007|09:55 am]

Part Freaky Kisser


When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go

Part Free Love Kisser


Of all the kissing types, you've racked up the most experience
Kissing is no big deal to you - you'll kiss anyone you find hot!
It's easy for you to take the plunge and make the first move.
And you don't really consider kissing to be cheating!



The girl with two boys looks surprisingly innocent
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2007|09:08 pm]

What kind of Jedi are you?
LJ Username
Age
Sex
Dark Side Growth Potential - 94%
Light Side Growth Potential - 24%
Master's Name bloodjester
How likely you are to lose a limb - 100%
Lightsaber Blade's color Red
Lightsaber Style Double-Bladed Lightsaber
This cool quiz by neo_epyon - Taken 49265 Times.
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2007|05:29 pm]

Pirates of the Caribbean Casting With Your LJ Friends
LJ Username
Captain Jack Sparrow retreating_hope
Will Turner barrel_monkee
Elizabeth Swann retreating_hope
Captain Barbossa sprinklekillall
Odds that you will be cursed with the pirate gold - 2%
This quiz by cho_malfoy - Taken 3472 Times.
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which dead musician would you be?
Name / Username
you would be: freddie mercury
This fun quiz by ninionized - Taken 439 Times.
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Your Stargate Team
LJ Username
Your Team is SG 2
Witty Team Leader barrel_monkee
Sexy Smart Scientist bloodjester
Whiny Archaeologist majicninja
Alien Warrior bloodjester
Chance of you being taken as a host - 97%
This cool quiz by lab_brat - Taken 1509 Times.
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· laughs*


The OC Bitch (girls only)
Full Name
Age
You are most like? Summer
Your guy is most like? Luke
You are most likey from? Chino
You are soo? Emo
This QuickKwiz by kicker2288 - Taken 634 Times.
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You're date with Orlando Bloom
Name
Age
Favorit Color
He took you to . . . the backseat of his car
Then you guys went to . . . nowhere, just continued doing what you were in the backseat
Hesaid that he wanted to see you again . . . once in awhile, when he want busy
After the date he . . . walked away with a goodbye and a kiss on the hand
This cool quiz by donotfear11 - Taken 250 Times.
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There was a lot of spelling errors in that one.


Your Emo Band
Nmae/Username
Age
Gender
Fave Color
Your band muse
You are the bassist
Your signature trait weird clothing/hairstyle/makeup
Your love interest your next door neighbor
This Quiz by acoustic_guitar - Taken 1630 Times.
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I love muse! They have like the best bassist ever! And they are SO not emo!


Your Manliness Test!! (girls can use it too!)
Choose a food.
Choose a ride.
Which of these names would you like to have?
Can I offer you some crab juice?
Just how much porn do you own???
Your ideal manly-name: Bob Dole
Your ideal manly-job: Construction Worker
Would you be a gay man? FALSE
Are you man or woman? Or...neither!?? somewhere inbetween
Man-O-Meter - 99%
This Quiz by CrazyMF - Taken 2108 Times.
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BOB DOLE!


What will your dream man/girl look like?
Full Name
Age
Their eyes will be... Light gray
Their skin color will be... Tanned
Their body will look like... Chubby
He/She will be... Your bitch.
He/she will... Hate you
Their name will be... Betsie
This fun quiz by rotten_cherry - Taken 2169 Times.
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mmmmmm…:P
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(no subject) [Mar. 2nd, 2007|05:07 pm]

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
You are Summer
You prized possesion time machine
On the internet you will meet your soulmate
Your soulmate LaFawnduh
This cool quiz by Wom - Taken 408 Times.
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What type of serial killer are you?
Full Name
Age
You are a/an Cannibal
You Killed -3 People
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The everything you'll ever want to be quizzed about Quiz
Name/Username
Age
Favorite Color
Gender
Virgin or Not?
Favorite Pet
The day you will die Feb 17
You are this sexy/slutty/popular - 42%
Your friends think you are normal, but then again they are all voices in you head
You're career will be Firefighter, accountant
Random dollar value $70,355.49
Final word of Zen You've taken every quiz possible, now go outside and tan you pale addict
This QuickKwiz by piperton - Taken 625 Times.
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What do you look like?? PART TWOOOOOOOOOOOO
Name
AGE
are you hott TRUE
are you a hillbilly? (8) - Don't count on it. - (8)
are you a midget? TRUE
you look like
This QuickKwiz by hazy x eyes 13 - Taken 953 Times.
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Your Future Married Life!
Your Name
Gender
Age
Your Lover A Hobo
You Cheated With Norman Bates
You Beat Your Children FALSE
Your Child Grows Up To Develop Cancer
Yearly Income $4.40
You Eventually Find Out You Have Sexual Feelings for your Son
This Quiz by reverse_twinkie - Taken 5759 Times.
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Wish me luck you guyzz [Feb. 16th, 2007|08:04 pm]
I have my job interview tomorrow.

I'm filling out my job application tonight...The lady says I have a good chance of getting the job...I'm nervoussss. Wish me luck!

If I get a job I can buy you guys pretty things...lol :P
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Oh, the romance [Feb. 13th, 2007|03:01 pm]
Valentine's day tradition!


Hundreds of years ago in England, many children dressed up as adults on Valentine's Day. They went singing from home to home. One verse they sang was:

Good morning to you, valentine;
Curl your locks as I do mine---
Two before and three behind.
Good morning to you, valentine.

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In Wales wooden love spoons were carved and given as gifts on February 14th. Hearts, keys and keyholes were favourite decorations on the spoons. The decoration meant, "You unlock my heart!"

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In the Middle Ages, young men and women drew names from a bowl to see who their valentines would be. They would wear these names on their sleeves for one week. To wear your heart on your sleeve now means that it is easy for other people to know how you are feeling.

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In some countries, a young woman may receive a gift of clothing from a young man. If she keeps the gift, it means she will marry him.

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Some people used to believe that if a woman saw a robin flying overhead on Valentine's Day, it meant she would marry a sailor. If she saw a sparrow, she would marry a poor man and be very happy. If she saw a goldfinch, she would marry a millionaire.

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Think of five or six names of boys or girls you might marry, As you twist the stem of an apple, recite the names until the stem comes off. You will marry the person whose name you were saying when the stem fell off.

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Pick a dandelion that has gone to seed. Take a deep breath and blow the seeds into the wind. Count the seeds that remain on the stem. That is the number of children you will have.

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If you cut an apple in half and count how many seeds are inside, you will also know how many children you will have.
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See you next month. [Feb. 6th, 2007|06:03 pm]
My mom found out I was skipping.

I'm grounded for a month.

Not allowed out of my house, even on the weekends.

So see you.

Sorry for being such a dumbass.
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You make me wanna lala, sexually. [Feb. 3rd, 2007|02:28 pm]
[mood |bouncysmiley]
[music |nunca!]

Vonderful weekend. Truly vonderful. I lurve the company of Leasher <3

Le Friday we went to tsawwassen and hung out with Darryn. Darryn and I played strip rock, paper, scissors. I won. All I had to take off was my jacket. I rock. We played on playgrounds HARDCORE. There was like....FIVE. and one of them had a slide that looked like a penis. Same color and everything. It made me all wet. Literally.

Saturday Leif, Darryn, Alicia and me went thrift shopping. It was badass. Alicia has teh prettyiest earrings ever! And I got secksy boots and clothing. We went to the bay. I'm a panty theif. Then Alicia and me went to my family dinner thing.

Today family came over. I got 40 dollars from le uncle! WOOT! :D

I bet everyone could guess what I'm going to do with THAT.

Any-who. Tea time. Alicia, you rock! You must come to my house more often...maybe I can get more people, too.

<3.
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